How foolish was I to think today would be as easy? Very foolish. The worst part? It started out deceptively similar to yesterday.Everyone slept until at least 7:00, which was good because I was up until 2:00 playing with my new toy. Just about the time Harry finished eating, Ollie woke up and was ready for his prunes and cereal. I took time to eat some Cheerios. We all got dressed. All of this happened without incident. So much so, I decided to lug everyone out the door and head to Meijer to pick up some cheap soft drinks ($3.97 for 24 packs!) and a few other essentials.
Everything was going great. Ollie, Harry, and I were on the road by 9:30, we dropped off the recyclables, and even swung by the bank...all without incident. Then we went to Meijer
As I waited in line, I noticed Harry was frowning. I took note and tried to cheer him up but I just assumed Ollie probably pulled his toe or something and he'd get over it in no time. Just to be on the safe side I decided to head to the self-checkout to speed things up. Within a matter of seconds Harry was screaming at the top of his lungs. What? Where did that come from? I get so flustered when one of my guys causes a scene in public because I've always despised bratty kids and parents who think I want to see or hear their bratty kids. So when an old lady approached us and persistently asked Ollie, "Is that you making all that noise?" as Harry continued to scream, it was the icing on the cake. I dropped my wallet and then knocked one of the 24 packs of Diet Pepsi onto the floor which blocked my cart. Just as I thought things couldn't get worse I couldn't get the machine to accept my payment! YIKES!
Anyway, today's lesson is as follows:
The next time I see a mother juggling groceries and a screaming child I will offer to help. And more importantly I will do this without causing more of a scene or judging her parenting skills.
How'd the rest of the day go, you ask? Well, Harry was just getting started and we struggled with the crabbies all day. Thankfully Ollie was on his best behavior and didn't even try to break into the liquor cabinet or steal the television remote one time today. And even better, everyone is sleeping now and I'm playing with the new computer for the second time in 24 hours...